Is it weird?
Yes. That is how you know it is powerful.
The Trackball Manifesto
For too long, society has dragged plastic rectangles across desks and called it progress. Emily knows the truth: the ball should move, the hand should rest, and the cursor should obey a tiny moon under your thumb.
Core Principles
- The desk is not a skating rink.
- Precision is stored in the orb.
- Ergonomics are not a joke, but this page is.
- Flat mouse users deserve compassion and maybe a pamphlet.
Frequently Asked Questions
Will it fix my code?
No, but it will make you look like you are operating a tiny spaceship while debugging.
Can I use it with PHP?
Legally yes. Spiritually, consult the orb and one suspiciously old forum post.