Seals
Round. Damp. Emotionally persuasive. Accepted by unanimous vote.
Welcome To The Frog Zone
This page is dedicated to frogs, honorary frogs, frog-adjacent beasts, and every animal Emily has ever learned about and immediately promoted to cabinet-level importance.
Warning: amphibian enthusiasm may exceed posted limits.
Frog Of The Month
This month's frog is not a frog. It is a mudskipper, selected for being soooo goofy and for demonstrating the courage to be a fish having a land phase.
Rating: 10/10 tiny swamp goblin
Honorary Frog Council
Immortal Jellyfish
Suspiciously powerful. May know forbidden lifecycle magic.
Lobsters
Ancient armored weirdos. Too biologically dramatic to ignore.
Tiny Rodents
Mice, rats, gerbils: emotionally complex crumb citizens.
Frog Zone Rules
- No being mean to animals.
- No public pools. The frogs can have them.
- Any animal may be promoted to frog status by unanimous emotional vote.
- Do not tap the glass. The mudskipper is thinking.