Aggression Translator 1.0
Converts passive aggressive comments into actionable Jira tickets and one tiny scream.
Welcome To The Emily You Hypertext Experience
This is the totally official personal homepage of Emily You: developer, horror scholar, frog lobbyist, tab collector, sidequest archivist, and nationally unlicensed trackball evangelist.
NOTICE: This site is optimized for curiosity spirals, spooky background tabs, and clicking every link even when you were supposed to be doing one simple thing.
frog certified trackball native x-files pending comments wanted current mood: :/ but stylish
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Current Status
- Mood: politely haunted.
- Reading speed: alarming.
- Input device: trackball, as nature intended.
- Notes platform: seventeen tabs and one extremely confident outline.
- Current investigation: why does this table work like that?
- Current snack theology: cake is research if you take notes.
- Current phase: mudskipper adjacent.
- Current browser tab count: classified.
Choose Your Shrine
Extremely Necessary GIF Altar
A personal homepage is not legally complete until several unrelated images are blinking at you from the same visual volume.
Featured Unfinished Projects
Self-Sustaining Terrarium OS
A tiny ecosystem with a dashboard, a frog advisory board, and zero unnecessary meetings.
Indoor Snowball Fight Simulator
Gamified focus tool for ADHD sidequest enjoyers and developers reading uncommented code.
Guestbook
Sign the guestbook or be haunted by a table with no comments, five implicit permissions, and one manager saying the fix is probably simple.
NEW! Guestbook entries are currently transmitted by vibes only.