Babies first blog
Dear Internet,
This is Emily’s first blog post, preserved here in the amber of a fake 90s homepage. The webmaster would like to clarify that this website is under construction forever, which means no bugs can be considered bugs. They are features wearing small construction helmets.
Current site priorities:
- Add more frogs.
- Add fewer responsibilities.
- Determine whether a trackball can improve a person’s aura.
- Create a cake ranking system that is both scientific and emotionally unfair.
- Ask why the table works like that until the table apologizes.
Please return soon. The guestbook is imaginary, but your vibes have been logged.